They Stole Our Name! :)....

Back to this name issue. The title above is completely in jest of course; you'll understand when you see the list of names. However, the following list serves to demonstrate the sheer necessity of not naming your child when you are high....high on drugs, high on alcohol, high on power and fame! And yes, these are the monikers currently branding fellow breathing humans on this Earth. What were their parents smoking?

• Sage Moonblood
• Speck Wildhorse
• Diva Thin Muffin (breakfast food should never be in a name!)
• Banjo
• Denim
• Audio Science (really?...)
• Moxie CrimeFighter (o.k. that is just plain mean)
• Heavenly Hirraani Tiger Lily (just picking nouns and adjectives from Webster's?)
• Reignbeau (spelling people...spelling!)
• Peaches Honeyblossom (is that a dessert or a child?)
• Fifi Trixibelle (next time, whoever did that should name the dog, not the child)
• Zuma
• Jermajesty (What the Hot Fudge?...)
• Messiah Ya'Majesty (Oh my Lord...literally. You have to be pretty egomaniacle to name someone that. I also love the ghetto slang on the middle name).

So, jokingly I say "Wherever are we going to find a good name, now that all the "best" have been claimed?"